Lost Love Pillows

There's a tear in my beer.

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

"Well, I finally figured out why we were going to the vet so often for check ups! He finally plucked up the courage to ask her out!"

Barman In Love.

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

cuPad

"I know you've been together a long time, but I'm sorry... Your microbiome can't follow you in."

'It looks like our data.'

"I'm on ecstasy!"

Growing Love

'At that moment, across a crowded room, their thighs met.'

'He doesn't talk to me anymore.'

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

"At least our son is marrying a doctor!"

'Be fair, George - how do you expect me to find your contact lens in this lot?'

"Sometime I find it hard to believe that we found each other through regular channels."

Cupid

Double Wedding

Widow shows a portrait of herself

'I'm telling you I don't know where your goat is, look in the classifieds.'

Golfers lost on the road

"You have no idea how refreshing it is to meet someone raffish in West Hartford."

A couple in love

Romance/Love at first sight.

Tunnel of Love - LGBT Friendly.

Two lovers in a tree

'Here we've both been, breaking our necks to meet the right person, and BAM!'

Gay Couple

Moon Romance

"She's an enigma wrapped in a mystery wrapped in a bear onesie."

"You just can't accept that I've found someone 'extra special'." Best bitter / Pale Ale / Tennants Very Very Strong Lager.