Lost Loved One Pillows

"I know you've been together a long time, but I'm sorry... Your microbiome can't follow you in."

"He was a very good boy."

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

'He was a great writer'

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

Halo Frisbee.

"This is just SO like him. For years, I begged him to straighten up and fly right, and when he finally DID, it was right into a picture window!"

"I always spend New Year's surrounded by loved ones."

Blues artis's daily list

"We laughed. We cried. But mostly we watched TV."

"Only one of my lives was a bowl of cherries."

'Yes, death signifies a cosmic change of address. Alas, your husband's mail will not be forwarded.'

'for more obit info, go to...'

'Your uncle donated his brain to Harvard and, unfortunately, they used it to figure out a way to get the rest of his money.'

'It looks like our data.'

"I feel terrible admitting this, but I'm sort of glad he's dead. One less thing to keep track of."

'Se Non E Vero' Etc.

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

'Harry! - If you can hear me - what did you do with the remote!?'

"I'm afraid Dad did not leave us anything of value in his will, but his last wish is for us to continue the feud with the neighbour's cat...

'Would you like the ECG tracing of your father's death? It's the least we can do.'

Postcards from Heaven...

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

"So, Gilbert was your friend who fought in Vietnam?"

'Grief counselling'

John Ixon: Ran Out of Survival Tips.

"What? Too soon?"

"Sorry, wrong room."

Here lies BoBo the Clown

'Actually,I didn't start drinking until his dog died.'

Cemetery: Communicated with your loved one see Madam Zolta within.

"The family has spent all week crafting a beautiful service of words and pictures - far too sentimental to be of practical use."

"And now, let us view sitcom star Donnie J. Kroft's reading of his will, which was videotaped before a live studio audience."