Loss Of A Loved One Pillows

"I always spend New Year's surrounded by loved ones."

"If it's any consolation, toward the end he was high as a kite."

He's still in denial.

'He was a great writer'

"I'm afraid there's really very little I can do."

"They're not taking any chances, we have to wait two weeks to get in."

'You're sure that's one of the stages of grief?'

Losing a loved one is never easy. The trick is to make it look easy.

"I don't want to talk about it."

"That's much more than I can afford. Could you possibly cremate my husband just from the neck up?"

'To be honest, I was a little disappointed. It's hard for a place like this to live up to the hype.'

Funeral Directors: 'Morning Madam, why the long face?'

A stranger in paradise.

"At this time the family is grieving and suing."

"You couldn't put on a nice a tie?"

Memorial Day

Live Flower/Vase Flower - 'Julia?'

"I don't want to talk about it."

"I never thought I'd have to move back in with my parents."

"He had great health insurance."

"Damn, I forgot to get her kugel recipe."

"Ed Roxey! I didn't know you were dead!"

COVID Deaths

"I think Republicans and Democrats alike can agree that Frank Shustermann is dead."

"Dad, it's okay to use the word 'died.'"

"Well, another year and we've ignored Mother's Day."

"I scattered her ashes. Then I changed my mind."

"The first thing newcomers seem to want to do is make a 'cloud angel'."

"I haven't changed my facebook status."

The children at their cousin's grave

"So, Gilbert was your friend who fought in Vietnam?"

"It started as an out-of body experience but I forgot the password to get back in."

'No, I've got plenty of time to talk Brenda. This guy's not going anywhere.'

'Your uncle donated his brain to Harvard and, unfortunately, they used it to figure out a way to get the rest of his money.'

"When euphemism time comes which would you prefer - 'passed away' or should I just say that he boxed?"