Lose A Loved One Pillows

QR code on someone's headstone.

"He was a very good boy."

"The document states that you've been left your mother's jowls and upper arm flab."

"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas."

'He was a great writer'

'What - no internet? No USB ports? No socket for the coffee machine? No phone? Are you crazy? My husband was a very important CEO!'

Halo Frisbee.

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

"I guess when your husband dies you'll really understand what they mean by a statistical death."

Remember my mum? I took that photo a week before she died. There's one of me...that was a good haircut.

"This is just SO like him. For years, I begged him to straighten up and fly right, and when he finally DID, it was right into a picture window!"

"I always spend New Year's surrounded by loved ones."

Blues artis's daily list

"Only one of my lives was a bowl of cherries."

'Yes, death signifies a cosmic change of address. Alas, your husband's mail will not be forwarded.'

"We laughed. We cried. But mostly we watched TV."

Setting out the bedding plants was one of his few remaining pleasures,

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

"I know you've been together a long time, but I'm sorry... Your microbiome can't follow you in."

'Your uncle donated his brain to Harvard and, unfortunately, they used it to figure out a way to get the rest of his money.'

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

Postcards from Heaven...

'Se Non E Vero' Etc.

"I feel terrible admitting this, but I'm sort of glad he's dead. One less thing to keep track of."

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

"I'm afraid Dad did not leave us anything of value in his will, but his last wish is for us to continue the feud with the neighbour's cat...

'Would you like the ECG tracing of your father's death? It's the least we can do.'

'Harry! - If you can hear me - what did you do with the remote!?'

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

John Ixon: Ran Out of Survival Tips.

'Grief counselling'

"So, Gilbert was your friend who fought in Vietnam?"

Here lies BoBo the Clown

"What? Too soon?"