Missing A Loved One Pillows

Even though we have to keep our distance...

"It's no use, Ed, I just can't sleep. I miss my wife's . . . snoring!"

'He was a great writer'

"I always spend New Year's surrounded by loved ones."

'Yes, death signifies a cosmic change of address. Alas, your husband's mail will not be forwarded.'

"We laughed. We cried. But mostly we watched TV."

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

"I know you've been together a long time, but I'm sorry... Your microbiome can't follow you in."

'Your uncle donated his brain to Harvard and, unfortunately, they used it to figure out a way to get the rest of his money.'

"I feel terrible admitting this, but I'm sort of glad he's dead. One less thing to keep track of."

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

'Would you like the ECG tracing of your father's death? It's the least we can do.'

'Harry! - If you can hear me - what did you do with the remote!?'

Postcards from Heaven...

John Ixon: Ran Out of Survival Tips.

'Grief counselling'

"So, Gilbert was your friend who fought in Vietnam?"

"What? Too soon?"

"And now, let us view sitcom star Donnie J. Kroft's reading of his will, which was videotaped before a live studio audience."

"Sorry, wrong room."

"After losing my partner, I felt lost until I realized I had not only an empty shell but also a short-term accommodation business."

"The family has spent all week crafting a beautiful service of words and pictures - far too sentimental to be of practical use."

Cemetery: Communicated with your loved one see Madam Zolta within.

Here lies BoBo the Clown

Live Flower/Vase Flower - 'Julia?'

"I haven't changed my facebook status."

"Damn, I forgot to get her kugel recipe."

Bootmaker upset over the death of a long term customer

'He must not have been an easy man to care for. He always had an iron will. Which brings us to what he left you.'

"You know, Mother, they say dead is the new 80."

404 British military deaths in Afghanistan.

"It's just that they usually ask for their ASHES to be scattered!"

"Well, well – if it isn't the old crystal ball and chain."

"It started as an out-of body experience but I forgot the password to get back in."