Passing Of A Loved One Pillows

Heaven.

"I can't wait for all of our friends to die."

'He was a great writer'

"I always spend New Year's surrounded by loved ones."

"Your mom needs to know that you made it here OK, and your dad wants to know if you could use a few bucks."

"We laughed. We cried. But mostly we watched TV."

'Yes, death signifies a cosmic change of address. Alas, your husband's mail will not be forwarded.'

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

"I know you've been together a long time, but I'm sorry... Your microbiome can't follow you in."

'for more obit info, go to...'

'Your uncle donated his brain to Harvard and, unfortunately, they used it to figure out a way to get the rest of his money.'

'Would you like the ECG tracing of your father's death? It's the least we can do.'

"I feel terrible admitting this, but I'm sort of glad he's dead. One less thing to keep track of."

'Harry! - If you can hear me - what did you do with the remote!?'

Postcards from Heaven...

'Grief counselling'

John Ixon: Ran Out of Survival Tips.

"So, Gilbert was your friend who fought in Vietnam?"

"The family has spent all week crafting a beautiful service of words and pictures - far too sentimental to be of practical use."

"What? Too soon?"

Here lies BoBo the Clown

"Sorry, wrong room."

"And now, let us view sitcom star Donnie J. Kroft's reading of his will, which was videotaped before a live studio audience."

Cemetery: Communicated with your loved one see Madam Zolta within.

Live Flower/Vase Flower - 'Julia?'

Even though we have to keep our distance...

"I haven't changed my facebook status."

"Damn, I forgot to get her kugel recipe."

Kathleen felt she was stuck between Iraq and a heart place.

Bootmaker upset over the death of a long term customer

"I knew Heaven would be by Chanel."

404 British military deaths in Afghanistan.

"You know, Mother, they say dead is the new 80."

"It's just that they usually ask for their ASHES to be scattered!"

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'