Loss Of A Loved One Mugs

"I always spend New Year's surrounded by loved ones."

"If it's any consolation, toward the end he was high as a kite."

He's still in denial.

'He was a great writer'

"I'm afraid there's really very little I can do."

"They're not taking any chances, we have to wait two weeks to get in."

'You're sure that's one of the stages of grief?'

"I don't want to talk about it."

Losing a loved one is never easy. The trick is to make it look easy.

Funeral Directors: 'Morning Madam, why the long face?'

A stranger in paradise.

"That's much more than I can afford. Could you possibly cremate my husband just from the neck up?"

'To be honest, I was a little disappointed. It's hard for a place like this to live up to the hype.'

"At this time the family is grieving and suing."

"I don't want to talk about it."

"You couldn't put on a nice a tie?"

Live Flower/Vase Flower - 'Julia?'

Memorial Day

"It's your husband from beyond. He says stop trying to 'Google' him."

'No, I've got plenty of time to talk Brenda. This guy's not going anywhere.'

"I scattered her ashes. Then I changed my mind."

"I haven't changed my facebook status."

The children at their cousin's grave

'It was Oscar's final request.'

Peace, Perfect Peace. There is now!

'He was his best friend.'

Former Survivalist

'You're husband's death is an absolute tragedy, it's going to play havoc with my monthly mortality targets.'

"I think Republicans and Democrats alike can agree that Frank Shustermann is dead."

Ronald B. Terwilliger - Born Poor, Got Rich, Died Anyway

"Ed Roxey! I didn't know you were dead!"

'Grief counselling'

"Damn, I forgot to get her kugel recipe."

"He had great health insurance."

"I never thought I'd have to move back in with my parents."