Death Of A Loved One Mugs

'And this, of course, is our rental.'

"The document states that you've been left your mother's jowls and upper arm flab."

"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas."

'He was a great writer'

Remember my mum? I took that photo a week before she died. There's one of me...that was a good haircut.

"I always spend New Year's surrounded by loved ones."

"We laughed. We cried. But mostly we watched TV."

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

'Yes, death signifies a cosmic change of address. Alas, your husband's mail will not be forwarded.'

'for more obit info, go to...'

"I know you've been together a long time, but I'm sorry... Your microbiome can't follow you in."

'Your uncle donated his brain to Harvard and, unfortunately, they used it to figure out a way to get the rest of his money.'

'Would you like the ECG tracing of your father's death? It's the least we can do.'

"I feel terrible admitting this, but I'm sort of glad he's dead. One less thing to keep track of."

Postcards from Heaven...

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

'Harry! - If you can hear me - what did you do with the remote!?'

'Grief counselling'

John Ixon: Ran Out of Survival Tips.

"So, Gilbert was your friend who fought in Vietnam?"

Here lies BoBo the Clown

"What? Too soon?"

Cemetery: Communicated with your loved one see Madam Zolta within.

"Sorry, wrong room."

"The family has spent all week crafting a beautiful service of words and pictures - far too sentimental to be of practical use."

"And now, let us view sitcom star Donnie J. Kroft's reading of his will, which was videotaped before a live studio audience."

"Although the estate will be distributed equally, your father wanted you all to know that Keith was his favorite, followed by..."

Live Flower/Vase Flower - 'Julia?'

"I haven't changed my facebook status."

Even though we have to keep our distance...

"Damn, I forgot to get her kugel recipe."

404 British military deaths in Afghanistan.

"You know, Mother, they say dead is the new 80."

'You were married to him for 40 years. He never once mentioned he was having his head cryogenically frozen?'

Bootmaker upset over the death of a long term customer