New Love Pillows

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Cupid

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

Love at First Sight

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

Speed Dating for Turtles

Romance

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

"She's in a conversationally induced coma."

"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

"Mr. Right!"

Relationship Warning Lights

I only have eyes for you

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

"Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa?. . .What order would best simulate sincerity?"

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

I really think I can handle this date on my own. Lemme ask you something. Would you trust me alone with a ybot 340? An Xbox 360? They changed the name? Okay. But you cannot hit on my date. I'm only here to help.

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

Klimt Kiss Phones

"She's just being Koi."

"Let's fall in love and live in the subjunctive."

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

"I guess opposites do attract. She's a real shaker, and he's such a grind."

Love linked

"Honestly, sweetheart, you're not like the others I've been out with."

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"