Lost Love Gifts

There's a tear in my beer.

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

Barman In Love.

"Well, I finally figured out why we were going to the vet so often for check ups! He finally plucked up the courage to ask her out!"

'It's a combination of March Madness,,, and Linsanity,'

cuPad

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

"I know you've been together a long time, but I'm sorry... Your microbiome can't follow you in."

'It looks like our data.'

"At least our son is marrying a doctor!"

'He doesn't talk to me anymore.'

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

'At that moment, across a crowded room, their thighs met.'

"I'm on ecstasy!"

Growing Love

Cupid

"Sometime I find it hard to believe that we found each other through regular channels."

'Be fair, George - how do you expect me to find your contact lens in this lot?'

Double Wedding

"That's okay, I lost my wife years ago. Worst poker hand I ever played."

Widow shows a portrait of herself

'I'm telling you I don't know where your goat is, look in the classifieds.'

Golfers lost on the road

'You'll marry me? Really? Then forget it! I can't be with someone who's standards are that low!'

Senior dating disasters.

"You have no idea how refreshing it is to meet someone raffish in West Hartford."

"She's an enigma wrapped in a mystery wrapped in a bear onesie."

'Here we've both been, breaking our necks to meet the right person, and BAM!'

Gay Couple

Moon Romance

A couple in love

Romance/Love at first sight.

Two lovers in a tree

Tunnel of Love - LGBT Friendly.