Love Lost Gifts

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

Very Difficult Conversations

'It's a combination of March Madness,,, and Linsanity,'

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

"I know. I miss him, too."

Relationships.

"I know you've been together a long time, but I'm sorry... Your microbiome can't follow you in."

'It looks like our data.'

"I've already made arrangements to be flushed down the toilet."

'I wish these wings were for more than show.'

Graffitti.

Broken Heart

Cupid

'Be fair, George - how do you expect me to find your contact lens in this lot?'

''On behalf of my colleagues I wanted to let you know that we are all crying inside.''

"This next one is for Lucy, my huge dead goldfish."

Valentine's day...The good news is that I don't think it's contagious.

"He had a full two weeks."

'Wait a minute - This is getting too close for comfort.'

Dog Statue

Golfers lost on the road

Pickles the Clown: Son of Bonzo and Gwen. A Pro to the End.

Snake Charmer

"It's just till I get over our dog running away."

A grave with an array of beauty products

"He was the finest bluesman I knew..."

Good boy! Now roll over and play alive.

Flight attendant looking out a lighted window.

"It was three hours before we realised that he wasn't playing dead."

'I'm very proud of what he achieved during his life.'

"Hey, don't I get a receipt?"

"I feel like we're drifting apart."

Dead cupid

"RIP Cup Cake, our beloved kitty"