Love Lost Prints

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

Very Difficult Conversations

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

Relationships.

"I know. I miss him, too."

"I know you've been together a long time, but I'm sorry... Your microbiome can't follow you in."

"I've already made arrangements to be flushed down the toilet."

'It looks like our data.'

Graffitti.

'I wish these wings were for more than show.'

Cupid

'Be fair, George - how do you expect me to find your contact lens in this lot?'

Broken Heart

"This next one is for Lucy, my huge dead goldfish."

''On behalf of my colleagues I wanted to let you know that we are all crying inside.''

'Wait a minute - This is getting too close for comfort.'

Pickles the Clown: Son of Bonzo and Gwen. A Pro to the End.

Valentine's day...The good news is that I don't think it's contagious.

Dog Statue

Golfers lost on the road

"He had a full two weeks."

Snake Charmer

"He was the finest bluesman I knew..."

A grave with an array of beauty products

Good boy! Now roll over and play alive.

"It was three hours before we realised that he wasn't playing dead."

"RIP Cup Cake, our beloved kitty"

Dead Workaholic

"I feel like we're drifting apart."

"Hey, don't I get a receipt?"

Dead cupid

'I'm very proud of what he achieved during his life.'

'Will you marry me and help bear my burden?'