Reconnecting With Lost Love Prints

'It's me!! - 'You were the fir with the curly hair, I was the old man in the dirty mac. . .'.'

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

I haven't been down there since last Valentine's day. I want to check on a couple who asked me to rekindle their romance. A year ago I told them that thanks to me they'd be spending more time together and less time at their offices. I said I'd make it so they'd have lots of nights at home ordering some take-out and watching a movie. They must be very happy with me. All I did was shoot an arrow of love, but apparently they think I caused some sort of pandemic to happen!

'You used to make love to me like a Flying Scotsman, now you're more like a Puffing Billy!'

'It looks like our data.'

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Ultimately love would find her...

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'Be fair, George - how do you expect me to find your contact lens in this lot?'

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'Listen Mabel, you are 70, I am 75 and we have known each other since junior school. It's pure wishful thinking on your part if you claim I am 'grooming' you...'

'Wow - My kind of man.'

We found each other the first time either of us tried online dating! It was love at first website!

"Fusilli, you crazy bastard! How are you?"

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'We met online.'

"Yesterday I got in touch with a childhood friend!"

'I met my wife on Faeces Book.'

Once or twice a year he'd leave work and go home to his family. He missed them terribly, but not the commute.

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'Always the usher, never the bride.'

'Of course I remember you-Tomkins,the Peter Pan of the Lower 4th!'

"The preacher's wife needs a new hobby."

"First, you will meet Mr. Hot. Next, you will meet Mr. Cool. Then you will meet Mr. Right."

"I found my old college classmates and my college uncovered my old tuition loans!"

'How will I know when I've found my soul mate, Fang?'

"My mating dances were unsuccessful, so I tried reciting poetry: didn't work either..."

'Dear Dairy, Well... I met someone, and I think she could be Mrs. Alright.'

"You're looking for love in all the wrong places, Harold."

I knew a guy who was born with a sidelong glance. . .

"We met on Agnostic Rendezvous."

"Believe it or not, we met on a speed date!"

"Would it hurt you to take two minutes from writing code to write your grandmother?"

"You just can't accept that I've found someone 'extra special'." Best bitter / Pale Ale / Tennants Very Very Strong Lager.