Rekindling Relationships Prints

'...And who knows what might develop!'

She - Interpreter - He.

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

Kissing the Blarney Stone.

'Sigh. . .You work life balance includes me as well you know.'

"You wanted the magic back in our relationship..."

I haven't been down there since last Valentine's day. I want to check on a couple who asked me to rekindle their romance. A year ago I told them that thanks to me they'd be spending more time together and less time at their offices. I said I'd make it so they'd have lots of nights at home ordering some take-out and watching a movie. They must be very happy with me. All I did was shoot an arrow of love, but apparently they think I caused some sort of pandemic to happen!

'You used to make love to me like a Flying Scotsman, now you're more like a Puffing Billy!'

"Remember? I was sitting right up there when you came by and said 'Hi, beautiful!'"

"You never giggle and read cartoon captions to me anymore."

The Reaper's Arms

'We're conducting a survey to find out how many married couples still have that old feeling.'

It was worth a try, but I'm afraid the thrill is still gone, Harold.

"I know it's only been a little while since we've been allowed to mingle again but I'm already getting really tired of people."

Coronovirus dreams

Your relationship can thrive again but you've got to work on it. You've got to experience your feelings and express them. Amanda Kern. Comics counseling. Sadie, when Mort says that President Obama symbolizes a new era of hope and cooperation, how does that make you feel? Nauseated, insulted, disgusted by Mort's Pollyannaish wimpyness. Good, now say it to Mort. Here? In front of you?

Woman does a strip tease on a remote control.

"I'm not sure I'm ready to date again. I'm just coming off a bad mitosis."

Sadie, we need to see a couple's counselor. Yuck. No way! I won't spend a bunch of dough to have some halfwit tell me how to live my life! But I found an inexpensive counselor who will just listen to us talk through our issues. Counseling $10. This end up.

'And he seems to think he's God's gift to women.'

Once or twice a year he'd leave work and go home to his family. He missed them terribly, but not the commute.

"Please, Dianna, at least give me a chance to rebrand myself."

"I don't remember a thing about going back to the pubs."

'We need to twerk.'

"Would you like me to leave room for us to get back together?"

'Mom & her new husband' and 'Pop & his live-in girlfriend'.

"Would it hurt you to take two minutes from writing code to write your grandmother?"

'My husband is all work and no play. Do you have anything that smells like an office?'

'Great therapy!'

"At last we've got things to look forward to. . ."

'THERE'S my mojo.'

'Lost my job, house repossessed, but at least I've still got you.'

"Yes, you will soon find "Miss Right"...but her nickname is "Always"."

On 'Friends Reunited' everyone can claim to be a front page maodel for GQ Magazine.

I can rise from the ashes like a phoenix only so many times!