Rekindling Relationships Mugs

'...And who knows what might develop!'

She - Interpreter - He.

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

Kissing the Blarney Stone.

"You wanted the magic back in our relationship..."

'Sigh. . .You work life balance includes me as well you know.'

'You used to make love to me like a Flying Scotsman, now you're more like a Puffing Billy!'

"Remember? I was sitting right up there when you came by and said 'Hi, beautiful!'"

"You never giggle and read cartoon captions to me anymore."

The Reaper's Arms

'We're conducting a survey to find out how many married couples still have that old feeling.'

"I know it's only been a little while since we've been allowed to mingle again but I'm already getting really tired of people."

Coronovirus dreams

Woman does a strip tease on a remote control.

"I'm not sure I'm ready to date again. I'm just coming off a bad mitosis."

'And he seems to think he's God's gift to women.'

Once or twice a year he'd leave work and go home to his family. He missed them terribly, but not the commute.

"Please, Dianna, at least give me a chance to rebrand myself."

"I don't remember a thing about going back to the pubs."

"Would you like me to leave room for us to get back together?"

'Mom & her new husband' and 'Pop & his live-in girlfriend'.

"Would it hurt you to take two minutes from writing code to write your grandmother?"

'My husband is all work and no play. Do you have anything that smells like an office?'

'Great therapy!'

"At last we've got things to look forward to. . ."

"Yes, you will soon find "Miss Right"...but her nickname is "Always"."

'Lost my job, house repossessed, but at least I've still got you.'

'THERE'S my mojo.'

On 'Friends Reunited' everyone can claim to be a front page maodel for GQ Magazine.

Restaurant: Welcome Back

I can rise from the ashes like a phoenix only so many times!