Ingredient Adventurer Pillows

"What is it going to be, a breakfast or shampoo?"

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

'What begins with 'E'? Well, 'Everything'!'

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

Birthday Cakes: From Around the World

Garlic Free Zone.

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

American style Greek cafe.

"I believe I'll skip the appetizer. I ate the flowers."

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

"They're healthy? All this time, Mom said carrots and raisins were nature's candy!"

'Whatever he's eating.'

Coffee Menu

"Next time make up your mind and just pick one!"

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

Anti-inflammation recipes

"It's completely normal for someone your age to develop a taste for butterscotch."

'...And the mama bear's porridge was frozen solid....'

International House of Excrement

Alphabet soup

"Now this is what I call an honest little pub!"

'New Barbeque.'

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

'Are you sure you don't have any Indian blood?.'

'The Ailing Matisse tries cutting out meat and dairy products.'

"I love when you make asparagus soup!"

Beef Wellingtons

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N. The alphabet invention is great. We should copyright it!

Odd Spas

'Advanced warning: High cholesterol 10mtrs ahead.'