Syntax Adventurer Gifts

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"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

'What begins with 'E'? Well, 'Everything'!'

'It all started when he tried to assemble a backyard gym without reading the instructions.'

'Because of the mess, 'Mr. Potato Salad-Head' never took off.'

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

Otto the SmartyCar!

"I'm pretty sure my self-driving car is moonlighting for Uber behind my back."

"Trust me, I'm a robot."

"Be or be not. There is no question."

"Turn on the news." "I will not comply." "My analysis of your viewing patterns has determined you will grow depressed after the lead story." "There is a 95% probability you will then gorge yourself on rocky road ice cream and then stay up all night googling elliptical machines and diet pills." "Who told you this?" "Both your refrigerator and your browser are gossipy."

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

'I shall now hand over to our guest speaker, management unit XT-56.'

'...And the mama bear's porridge was frozen solid....'

"We're too tired to argue. Let's let Siri and Alexa handle this for us."

Alphabet soup

'We programmed it to simulate living conditions in the year 2000, and it's become hysterical.'

"I'm stuck for the 'June-moon' rhyme in Serbo-Croatian."

"Monsieur has just ordered a vasectomy..."

"As your new President I shall govern by algorithm."

"AI tsumoney"

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N. The alphabet invention is great. We should copyright it!

"I've been an accountant, an actuary, an advertising exec, an administrator, an architect, an art director, and an auditor, and now I'd like to move on to the B's."

Excess Baggage: If you can draw, you don't have to know the local language.

"Apparently, if you understand it, you don’t understand it."

"Miles... I'm going abstract!"

"Dehumanization, maybe, but not depersonalization."

'My teacher was right about how many words you can make with just twenty six letters.'

"When I agreed to learn the ABC's, I thought D through Z would be optional."

'If it wants to dream, we could give it some vague, unstructured problem to mull over during the night.'

"Our driverless smart car texted me saying it went to get an oil change because I was too lazy to do it. Is there a way to disable its rudeness?"

'Let's have a race to say the alphabet.'