Language Adventurer Gifts

'Your French is terrible.' 'AT LEAST I MAKE LE EFFORT!'

American man on holiday

"Monsieur has just ordered a vasectomy..."

The Canada Geese decide to travel way down south for winter.

'But you're the one who told me to learn one new word every day.'

'The menu's in French with no prices and he orders the wine. Let's see how he handles pressure.'

Excess Baggage: If you can draw, you don't have to know the local language.

Campaign for Plain English

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

Why we need poetry. . .

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

'Just follow these simple instructions.'

"I know! I know! I K-n-o-w!. . . Um, what was the question?"

'What begins with 'E'? Well, 'Everything'!'

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

The Family Joules: Part 21

'Stick them up...'

Henry the amazing talking dog.

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

'This is the fun part...waiting to find out just what we've ordered.

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

'the selling of seashells by the seashore was sluggish.'

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

'Mom and dad...if someone threw a rock at me, it would really be like killing two birds with one stone.' 'I told you if we had a child, he'd be a wise-quacker.'

"I'm fascinated by body language."

His Hers Pers Vis Xyrs Hirs TBD

Raphnrrf? Raphnrrf? Umpha? Frfee? Maamr? Pick.

'Thanks for being up support staff.'