Linguistic Adventurer Gifts

'What does surrender mean?'

Book reading a work titled: 'How to be self-reflexive.'

"I lost the spelling bee on the word 'gangsta.' "

"How nice to be misunderstood in more than one language!"

"Somewhere in France Maureen has a tête-à-tête."

Dinosaurs of the Palindromic Era.

Meeting Tonight. Palindrome Society. Where is your palindrome group going on their trip? A Danish amusement park: Tivoli. I lov' it!

Gee Up

Wordplay: Antelope - 'Oh, come on, Anthea - let's run away together.'

Excess Baggage: If you can draw, you don't have to know the local language.

"I can't see myself wearing this."

"This is my way of forcing you guys to learn Spanish! Whoever breaks this rule cleans out the garage!"

Somewhere in France - Bertie has begun to dream in French

"I don't understand what people are saying up here."

Campaign for Plain English

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

Why we need poetry. . .

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

'Just follow these simple instructions.'

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

"I know! I know! I K-n-o-w!. . . Um, what was the question?"

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

The Family Joules: Part 21

'Stick them up...'

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

Henry the amazing talking dog.

'This is the fun part...waiting to find out just what we've ordered.

'the selling of seashells by the seashore was sluggish.'

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

'Mom and dad...if someone threw a rock at me, it would really be like killing two birds with one stone.' 'I told you if we had a child, he'd be a wise-quacker.'

Say it with flowers - available in any language.