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'What does surrender mean?'

Book reading a work titled: 'How to be self-reflexive.'

"I lost the spelling bee on the word 'gangsta.' "

"How nice to be misunderstood in more than one language!"

"Somewhere in France Maureen has a tête-à-tête."

Dinosaurs of the Palindromic Era.

Gee Up

Wordplay: Antelope - 'Oh, come on, Anthea - let's run away together.'

Excess Baggage: If you can draw, you don't have to know the local language.

"I can't see myself wearing this."

"This is my way of forcing you guys to learn Spanish! Whoever breaks this rule cleans out the garage!"

Somewhere in France - Bertie has begun to dream in French

Campaign for Plain English

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

Why we need poetry. . .

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

'Just follow these simple instructions.'

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

"I know! I know! I K-n-o-w!. . . Um, what was the question?"

'Stick them up...'

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

Henry the amazing talking dog.

'This is the fun part...waiting to find out just what we've ordered.

'the selling of seashells by the seashore was sluggish.'

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

Say it with flowers - available in any language.

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

His Hers Pers Vis Xyrs Hirs TBD

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."