Language Adventurer T-Shirts

'Your French is terrible.' 'AT LEAST I MAKE LE EFFORT!'

American man on holiday

"Monsieur has just ordered a vasectomy..."

The Canada Geese decide to travel way down south for winter.

'But you're the one who told me to learn one new word every day.'

'The menu's in French with no prices and he orders the wine. Let's see how he handles pressure.'

Excess Baggage: If you can draw, you don't have to know the local language.

Campaign for Plain English

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

Why we need poetry. . .

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

'Just follow these simple instructions.'

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

'What begins with 'E'? Well, 'Everything'!'

"I know! I know! I K-n-o-w!. . . Um, what was the question?"

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

'Stick them up...'

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

Henry the amazing talking dog.

'This is the fun part...waiting to find out just what we've ordered.

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

"I'm fascinated by body language."

'the selling of seashells by the seashore was sluggish.'

His Hers Pers Vis Xyrs Hirs TBD

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

Say it with flowers - available in any language.

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'