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"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

'What begins with 'E'? Well, 'Everything'!'

'It all started when he tried to assemble a backyard gym without reading the instructions.'

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

Otto the SmartyCar!

"Be or be not. There is no question."

"Turn on the news." "I will not comply." "My analysis of your viewing patterns has determined you will grow depressed after the lead story." "There is a 95% probability you will then gorge yourself on rocky road ice cream and then stay up all night googling elliptical machines and diet pills." "Who told you this?" "Both your refrigerator and your browser are gossipy."

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

'I shall now hand over to our guest speaker, management unit XT-56.'

'...And the mama bear's porridge was frozen solid....'

Alphabet soup

'We programmed it to simulate living conditions in the year 2000, and it's become hysterical.'

"I'm stuck for the 'June-moon' rhyme in Serbo-Croatian."

"Monsieur has just ordered a vasectomy..."

"I've been an accountant, an actuary, an advertising exec, an administrator, an architect, an art director, and an auditor, and now I'd like to move on to the B's."

"Apparently, if you understand it, you don’t understand it."

"AI tsumoney"

Excess Baggage: If you can draw, you don't have to know the local language.

"Miles... I'm going abstract!"

'My teacher was right about how many words you can make with just twenty six letters.'

"Dehumanization, maybe, but not depersonalization."

'If it wants to dream, we could give it some vague, unstructured problem to mull over during the night.'

"My alphabet soup doesn't make any sense. How do I run it through spell check?"

"When I agreed to learn the ABC's, I thought D through Z would be optional."

'The sagaman must have had a googol of inedita.'

'Let's have a race to say the alphabet.'