Social Adventurer Gifts

"This is fun. I'm usually kind of a loner."

'How about we drop this whole nerd thing for a night and just have a fantastic time?'

'It was a little muffled, but it sounded like, ‘Back off, moron, she's taken.'

"What would your super-power be?"

"This drink? It's called loneliness. Care to join me?"

"I'm just here to meet women."

"Hey, guys, he has the tickets for the Pub Crawl and Skydiving lessons next Wednesday."

Club Antisocial

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

Grimm's Reality Tales.

"Because webmasters don't take out the trash, that's why"

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

"Do you have an appointment?"

Creative Baby.

i-teddy

"Wow, Jesus. That lesson rocked, someone should write this stuff down."

"Show off."

"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

"My husband's the academic. I just like to travel. I'm more of a pandemic."

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!'

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

'Enlightenment-shmenlightenment - what I'm worried about is tenure!'

'No, I didn't get a presidential pardon, but I got something better. God has forgiven me.'

'Raping and pillaging, Seniors' Tour, 898AD.'

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'