Social Adventurer Gifts

"This is fun. I'm usually kind of a loner."

'How about we drop this whole nerd thing for a night and just have a fantastic time?'

'It was a little muffled, but it sounded like, ‘Back off, moron, she's taken.'

"What would your super-power be?"

"This drink? It's called loneliness. Care to join me?"

"I'm just here to meet women."

"Hey, guys, he has the tickets for the Pub Crawl and Skydiving lessons next Wednesday."

Club Antisocial

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

Grimm's Reality Tales.

"Because webmasters don't take out the trash, that's why"

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

Creative Baby.

i-teddy

"Do you have an appointment?"

"Show off."

"Wow, Jesus. That lesson rocked, someone should write this stuff down."

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!'

"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."

"My husband's the academic. I just like to travel. I'm more of a pandemic."

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

'Enlightenment-shmenlightenment - what I'm worried about is tenure!'

'No, I didn't get a presidential pardon, but I got something better. God has forgiven me.'

'Raping and pillaging, Seniors' Tour, 898AD.'

"The meaning of life, eh? Beats me... Let's google it."

"I cried because I had no shoes, till I met a man who had athlete's foot."