Asocial Explorer Gifts

Club Antisocial

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

'You won't believe this, but even if the vaccine works, they wont give it to other sick mice.'

"This is fun. I'm usually kind of a loner."

'You're in luck. Business ethics is a gray area.'

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."

Ethics ethics.

'I find it harder and harder to get any work done with all the ethicists hanging around.'

Auguste Comte

'A doctor in the hospital's basement agonizes over the ethics of pulling the plug its ailing furnace.'

Tonight's topic Ethical behavior. Personally, I let my conscience by my guide, but I do the driving!

Does Christianity have the monopoly on morality?

"Juicy worms?! Oh yes, they're my favourites too..."

From now on, the rats that get steroids don't have to run the maze.

"I hate to break it to you, but you weren't his best friend."

'You're trying to find yourself? -- No offense, but if I were you, I'd look for somebody ELSE.'

"I try to follow my conscience, but by early afternoon it's usually lost me."

Moral Values for Dummies

'How close to the truth do you want to come, sir?'

"Sure I know right from wrong. Right is what Mom tell's us to do."

Body language interpreters - "He likes you and wishes to dance with you." "That's a get lost."

Coming Soon: The G.P.S. for Conversations

'We're looking for somebody in medical research.'

'At least we're doing our part to bring an end to world hunger.'

Always let you conscience be your guide. I let my conscience be my guide, but it's non-binding.

'You two will have lots in common - you share the same anxiety neurosis.'

"We met on Agnostic Rendezvous."

The world of interpersonal relationships was dealt a blow today when John Gray, author of Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus, finally came out of the closet. In other news...

'Your, 'Never can come out in public' session is over. After I leave the room, you come out and slink away!'

'Mr.Shumway here is our visiting ethicist.'

It was dawning on Ed that maybe his conscience wasn't such a good guide after all.

"Go ahead. Don't think of it as plagiarism, think of it as an homage."

Animals for the Ethical Treatment of People

Genetically modified food