Social Adventurers Mugs

'It's very nice to meet you, but I prefer to remain anonymous.'

After the party the Millers return to their underground lair.

Club Antisocial

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"Because webmasters don't take out the trash, that's why"

"This is fun. I'm usually kind of a loner."

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

'Raping and pillaging, Seniors' Tour, 898AD.'

'I'm not sure my heart could take the excitement.'

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

Romance on the Yacht

"I thought you'd take up something like gardening in your retirement, not parkour."

'If youth is wasted on youth, I'd just as well spend my time social networking.'

"Cool bonfire app, man."

"My job went remote, so I got two more remote jobs are started secretly travelling the world."

Cat Playing 10th Life.

'It's our website's grand opening. We're offering all of our visitors free cookies when they log on.'

"Information highway patrol sir. Can I see your computer driving licence?"

'OK, I got the photo. Let's release the big guy before he goes into shock.'

"Kayakers Fred! Let's surface next to them and check the look on their faces!"

Virtual Lap Dancing

"Dad, I need $5 for the annual debate team adventure camp."

Social Networks

'We know it makes you happy, but your father and I think you're spending too much time on the computer.'

Taking the elevator instead of the stairs.

'Laura realised it was time to update her online dating profile.'

Sailors Scrubbing the Decks

'He's had too much exposure to wi-fi.'

Surfin' Ahab.

"We thought it would be more fun than just walking the plank."

'Your, 'Never can come out in public' session is over. After I leave the room, you come out and slink away!'