Socially Adventurous Mugs

"Do any of you guys need a wife?"

"Let me apologize in advance for all the things about Frank you'll most certainly find offensive."

"This is fun. I'm usually kind of a loner."

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

"There she is! Don’t be nervous. Just be yourself, walk over there and sniff her."

"When you say you love your life, should I be happy for you?"

Coming Soon: The G.P.S. for Conversations

'Your, 'Never can come out in public' session is over. After I leave the room, you come out and slink away!'

Bad Hare Day

After the party the Millers return to their underground lair.

Sure, this is singles bar. I'm single, Roscoe here is single...

Tweet

"Let's go somewhere fun and not really experience it."

'Come in, you're not the first to arrive.'

Fake news on social media

'You've had enough, you face looks blurred.'

'I just wish I'd learned how to tweet Italian before we came.'

"That's a big nest. You may want to stretch, because my exterminating experience says we run."

"I used to look forward to summer vacation. Thanks to coronavirus, I look forward to going back to school."

"This drink? It's called loneliness. Care to join me?"

"What would your super-power be?"

'It was a little muffled, but it sounded like, ‘Back off, moron, she's taken.'

Teenage forks.

Social Agonies.

Gate crashers at the White House.

Fatal Attraction

'It's very nice to meet you, but I prefer to remain anonymous.'

'Everyone wants Perrier with a twist of lime.'

"I just tweeted something I shouldn't have."

'My health has been ruined by too much drinking to other people's health!'

"Are you also getting those Instagram ads for a head on a pike?"

'I'll have to go - some-one's knocking at the door.'