Socially Adventurous Pillows

"Do any of you guys need a wife?"

"Let me apologize in advance for all the things about Frank you'll most certainly find offensive."

"This is fun. I'm usually kind of a loner."

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

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"When you say you love your life, should I be happy for you?"

"There she is! Don’t be nervous. Just be yourself, walk over there and sniff her."

Coming Soon: The G.P.S. for Conversations

'Your, 'Never can come out in public' session is over. After I leave the room, you come out and slink away!'

Bad Hare Day

Sure, this is singles bar. I'm single, Roscoe here is single...

After the party the Millers return to their underground lair.

Tweet

'I wanted to see which would run out first...battery power or idiots.'

'Come in, you're not the first to arrive.'

Now on Facebook.

"Let's go somewhere fun and not really experience it."

Fake news on social media

'I just wish I'd learned how to tweet Italian before we came.'

'You've had enough, you face looks blurred.'

"That's a big nest. You may want to stretch, because my exterminating experience says we run."

"I used to look forward to summer vacation. Thanks to coronavirus, I look forward to going back to school."

"This drink? It's called loneliness. Care to join me?"

"What would your super-power be?"

'It was a little muffled, but it sounded like, ‘Back off, moron, she's taken.'

Teenage forks.

'It's very nice to meet you, but I prefer to remain anonymous.'

Social Agonies.

Fatal Attraction

Gate crashers at the White House.

I keep reading all these stories about virtual reality nookie. It just sounds horrible. It takes all the best parts of it: Seeing someone for the first time

'Everyone wants Perrier with a twist of lime.'

"I just tweeted something I shouldn't have."

"This one is for teaching General Farkas how to use Snapchat."

'My health has been ruined by too much drinking to other people's health!'