Parking Predicament Ponderer Prints

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Jurassic Parking Lot

'I can validate both your feelings and your parking.'

No Double Parking

'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.'

"Not only is it a planet the same size as earth but is has plenty of parking."

"I'll let you ticket this one, Mick."

'Andrews, a parking space will be assigned to you in a day or two.'

"I couldn't find parking in the city, so I moved home, got back with my high-school girlfriend, had a baby, and got a great deal on a new car."

"We're goiong to leave now so we can get a jump on wandering around the parking lot looking for our car."

Parking Yesterday, Parking Tomorrow, But Never Parking Today.

'Try not to smile, sir. Imagine you're looking for a parking space.'

"Over here, doofus."

"As an attorney half my time is spent in court. The rest is evenly split between sitting at my computer and looking for parking."

St. Lukes Church: Pray and Display

Reserved for Employee of the Month. You're a temp worker --- That's not the same thing as "employee of the month"!

'Ok, hon, I'm on Google Earth now... I see a parking sport!'

"Sorry, I can't make it tonight - I have too good a parking sport."

Moses Parking

Private Parking Enforced by Drones.

'You may as well leave a note! You've been caught on tape...'

"Look, buddy, the truth you need to know is that I won't stamp your parking ticket!

Park: Sorry Full.

Life in cities before towing ordinances were enacted.

"Excuse me,are you leaving?"

General hospital car park. Warning! Thieves operate in this area.

"Sorry, I'm holding this space till I can find a bank to give me a car loan."

Two hour parking if you see the glass as half full, all others will be ticketed.

"For your convenience, there's a parking garage just next door."

'Here ya go. I'm always losing mine in big parking lots, too.'

'Oh man, I hate parallel parking.'

Cars falling off top of multistorey car park to 'overflow car park'.

"Sorry sir, but if we don't ticket cars parked here longer than two hours, there wouldn't be any room for others to park."

NO double parking...If dbl parking occurs, No triple parking.

'Look. I don't care if you do work as a theater usher. You can't just tear up any ticket you want!!'