Parking Perfectionist Pillows

'I should've known better thank to park my car anywhere near where you dock your boat.'

Parking in front of a puzzle and games company.

Parking.

"Is that your smoke alarm beeping?"

"Why do women live on average three years longer than men?"

"Ok for us to park here, mate? Got a few weeks' job next door."

"The only planet within a radius of 8975 light years . . . you're simply unable to back into a parking space!"

Nice park. . .

"I've got a rare, front-row parking spot. I know I can't stay here during the holidays, but I'm allowed to dream."

"I'm afraid the news isn't good - your parking ticket expired a week ago!"

The Opportunistic Driver

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

Typical 'Faux pas Four'.

Traffic warden using magnifying glass to see if a car is parked on yellow lines.

"One last request: move my car to the 11:30 A.M. to 1 P.M. Monday -Thursday side of the street for tomorrow."

You know the opera was a flop when even the orchestra leaves early to get to the parking garage before the rush.

'That tut, tut sound when you park..? It's your husband.'

'We'll be a few minutes late. Ed got a primo parking space and he needs a little gloat time.'

'They should pay me for such a great job of parking.'

'There are some in the building who really resent those of us who have indoor parking spots.'

We all make mistakes but you made a whopper - you took my parking space.

"'Scuse me, you getting out?"

"Will the owner of the car with license plate 417-JHL please move it?"

"You just parked on a Saturn."

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.'

Paving over the window-box

"I have some troubling news, Mr. Smithson. You're in my parking space."

"I can't stop thinking about all those available parking spaces back on West Eighty-fifth Street."

Penalty

Priest gives the last rites to an expired metre.

"I couldn't find parking in the city, so I moved home, got back with my high-school girlfriend, had a baby, and got a great deal on a new car."

'Can you get out and parallel park for me? I'm not good at it.'