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'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

Bullseye!

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

"Various entrances to the gates of Hell."

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

Man looking at watch while a cuckoo comes out of his head

'Am I the first one here?'

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

Perfection

Nice park. . .

'He's a real stickler for punctuality. He got really annoyed when I was late for an appointment, next week.'

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

'I don't want to be a shepherd. I want to be the policeman who interrupts the play to tell all the mummys and daddys who have parked irresponsibly and dangerously outside to move their cars...'

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'

"You're welcome."

Christmas Present Wrapping Service.

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

"I propose we go with the second option."

We thought we'd put in the detail later.

A tailor measuring a jacket.

Kate had originally been very enthusiastic to prepare the annual global audit plan.

Desk trays - 'Do it' and 'Do it right this time'.

When pedants take a break.

"Sorry! Traffic was awful and also I left really late."

Office of Strategic Scenarios: 'Best case...Worst case.'

"Page 33, line 4..."

'I have a plan 'B', but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'