Parking Precisionist Gifts

Mousehole Parking

Bullseye!

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

The perfectionist.

'It's not easy to get one of these - before that you have to have found a parking space!'

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

Nice park. . .

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

"I have some troubling news, Mr. Smithson. You're in my parking space."

A tailor measuring a jacket.

"I can't stop thinking about all those available parking spaces back on West Eighty-fifth Street."

'No, you don't get extra credit for a creative parking technique!'

Priest gives the last rites to an expired metre.

"Do you validate?" "What? No, there's no parking lot. It's just street parking. And that's free." "I know. But I came in to get a coffee yesterday morning at 7:59. The line was so long that I didn't get out of here till 8:02. Apparently you had street cleaning that started at 8am." "I'm not following." "It was your long line. The least you could do is validate the parking ticket they gave me." "Get out."

You know the opera was a flop when even the orchestra leaves early to get to the parking garage before the rush.

..eh darling, have you forgotten we have the caravan with us?

'I should've known better thank to park my car anywhere near where you dock your boat.'

Valet parking.

'That tut, tut sound when you park..? It's your husband.'

'Hey, there's a spot - pull in there!'

You said this transfer would be a great opportunity for me! Parking Patrol. No, I said you'd be able to write your own ticket.

"I'm giving you a fine for illegal parking. I don't care if this is a traffic jam."

"I've got a rare, front-row parking spot. I know I can't stay here during the holidays, but I'm allowed to dream."

"I'm afraid the news isn't good - your parking ticket expired a week ago!"

"There are some folks waiting to play through."

St. Peter's Car Park - Pray and Display.

'Crash test dummy parking only' sign.

Parking

Dozens of parking tickets under windscreen wipers. Woman passenger says: 'It might be time to give the windscreen a wipe.'

"The only planet within a radius of 8975 light years . . . you're simply unable to back into a parking space!"

Parking.

'Thank you. It took me a long time, but I built it to scale.'