Putting Precisionist Gifts

"There are some folks waiting to play through."

'C'mon get it straight.'

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

Bullseye!

"Technically, it's a mammal."

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

'Aren't you glad we brought our putters, too?'

Golf lessons

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

'Not that slowly back...'

The perfectionist.

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

For sale - Used only Once.

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

'Don't ask me, I've never got one in a hole either.'

Fenton always makes a backup hard copy of his mental notes.

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

'Do I take it that you will not be requiring my services on the back nine?'

"If you keep perfectly still, I can do all five cavities at once."

"Thanks for your introductory speech at the conference. By the way, Hibblemeyer, it's 'hard-headed' businessman, not 'thick-headed'."

'Call it a hunch...but I don't think he feels too confident.'

A tailor measuring a jacket.

'You had a 9 on one, a 7 on two, a 10 on three, a 23 on four...that hurt...'

There are more things to life than golf--but I ignore them.

Warren knew the importance of getting down as low as possible to sight his putts.

Man in Office playing golf, filing cabinet draw marked 'Rough'

'On this hole you don't drive, just putt.'