Putting Perfectionist Gifts

It's only a game, It's only a game...

There are more things to life than golf--but I ignore them.

Golf lessons

'You had a 9 on one, a 7 on two, a 10 on three, a 23 on four...that hurt...'

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

At the golf detox clinic.

"I'm practising my dropping."

Colin Montgomerie.

"That putt, was a bit too hard!"

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

"Duh!"

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Warren knew the importance of getting down as low as possible to sight his putts.

'Drat, another hole-in-one. Pity really - I was looking forward to some putting practice.'

'Twenty three, twenty four, twenty five,twenty six...'

'My name is John and I'm a golfaholic!'

'I think I see your problem...you're standing too close to the ball...after you hit it.'

'Don't ask me, I've never got one in a hole either.'

'He missed a 5-foot putt for eagle last year, so he had an exact replica of the green build into the yard.'

'Not that slowly back...'

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Golf

'It's easy to hit, but a bitch to putt!'

The disadvantages of easier golf courses...

"I don't think I'm ever going to get a hole in one!"

'Your best ever drive Fred, long and straight. Unfortunately the hole is this way!'

"My husband's hobbies are gardening and golf. When he's not playing in the dirt, he's playing in the sand."

Keep calm, play golf.

"Nice putt."

'Oh belle pute!'

"Yes, you can marry my daughter, as long as you get out of the way, please."

"You've been stamping the ground for ten minutes now, I think we can assume it isn't going in."

'You don't have to shout fore when you putt.'

'I know I'd be a better putter if I could see the ball!'

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'