Putting Precisionist Pillows

"There are some folks waiting to play through."

'C'mon get it straight.'

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

Bullseye!

"Technically, it's a mammal."

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

'Aren't you glad we brought our putters, too?'

Golf lessons

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

'Not that slowly back...'

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

The perfectionist.

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

For sale - Used only Once.

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

'Don't ask me, I've never got one in a hole either.'

Fenton always makes a backup hard copy of his mental notes.

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

"Thanks for your introductory speech at the conference. By the way, Hibblemeyer, it's 'hard-headed' businessman, not 'thick-headed'."

"If you keep perfectly still, I can do all five cavities at once."

'Do I take it that you will not be requiring my services on the back nine?'

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

'Call it a hunch...but I don't think he feels too confident.'

A tailor measuring a jacket.

'You had a 9 on one, a 7 on two, a 10 on three, a 23 on four...that hurt...'

There are more things to life than golf--but I ignore them.

Man in Office playing golf, filing cabinet draw marked 'Rough'

Ski-ball.

'Oh no. How are you going to get it out of that little hole?'