Pencil Precisionist Pillows

'I have a rigid routine...sharpen pencils, organise desk, have writers block and start my nervous breakdown after lunch.'

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

'C'mon get it straight.'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

Bullseye!

Hamlet in the craft shop.

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

The perfectionist.

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

'I ink, therefore I am....', IF DESCARTES HAD BEEN A CARTOONIST

A great new year (for cartoonists).

'Two men having a sword fight with large pen and pencil.'

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

Fenton always makes a backup hard copy of his mental notes.

Pencil sharpeners in hell

"If you keep perfectly still, I can do all five cavities at once."

'Yes, the wood on this pencil is from a renewable source.'

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

A tailor measuring a jacket.

'I'm at that awkward age when I can't read my own handwriting. Do they teach penmanship in college?'

"I'll pencil you in for recess."

Man reading on top of giant pencil being carried by others.

'Man in suit wears tie in shape of a pencil.'

Cow cartooning block.

Snooker.

Nancy had written more pages, but Andrew had stacked his more neatly.

Back to School

A lumberjack leans against a giant pencil that reads "Giant Sequoia Brand No .2".

"First impressions are important. Maybe you should sharpen yourself before the interview."

Quill

Small Business Loan of Pencils

Henri Matisse

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'