Pen Perfectionist Pillows

'Fountain pen'

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

'It's a Joan Biro.'

Bullseye!

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

"I’ve seen better metaphors in my litter box."

Surreal ale

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

'Quick, press control Z!'

Writer

A man crosses a fountain pen bridge to reach books.

'I ink, therefore I am....', IF DESCARTES HAD BEEN A CARTOONIST

Penguins in the form of writing Pens

"Wallace couldn't come, but I brought some of his fussy prose."

Je Suis Charlie

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

Poetry repairman

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

"This X-Ray proves conclusively that you don't have a book in you."

Indian snake charmer charms a snake.

"This next song I just wrote, and it's called 'I Hate Fountain Pens.'"

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

Sleeping on the Job

Quality Contorl.

A tailor measuring a jacket.

'I'm at that awkward age when I can't read my own handwriting. Do they teach penmanship in college?'

'It's Jopnes Sir! He's showing off his ballpoint pen again!'

"You'll come? Great." "The Hendersons will be too." "We'll kill them at poker." "Phil and Edna, planning a murder for later that night."

Ventriloquist's fete

Spilled Ink