Pen Perfectionist Gifts

'Fountain pen'

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

'It's a Joan Biro.'

Bullseye!

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

"I’ve seen better metaphors in my litter box."

We're going on a first date. So many words are misused every day. Literally! I don't accept the use of imperfect language. Me either. Trying to fight it has no effect. It's all a mute point. Irregardless, I could care less. I had nothing farther to say.

Surreal ale

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

'Quick, press control Z!'

Biro Diversity

Writer

"Wallace couldn't come, but I brought some of his fussy prose."

'I ink, therefore I am....', IF DESCARTES HAD BEEN A CARTOONIST

Penguins in the form of writing Pens

Poetry repairman

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

A man crosses a fountain pen bridge to reach books.

Je Suis Charlie

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

"This next song I just wrote, and it's called 'I Hate Fountain Pens.'"

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

Indian snake charmer charms a snake.

"This X-Ray proves conclusively that you don't have a book in you."

Sleeping on the Job

Quality Contorl.

A tailor measuring a jacket.

'I'm at that awkward age when I can't read my own handwriting. Do they teach penmanship in college?'

Ventriloquist's fete

Steadman - The Early Years.

Spilled Ink