Penmanship Guru Gifts

Cursive

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

'It's a Joan Biro.'

"No, I won't write your prescription legibly...you'd just google it and ask a lot of dumb questions."

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

'Sorry, but we're not compatible, Jim. You keep a diary, and I blog on the Internet.'

Biro Diversity

A man crosses a fountain pen bridge to reach books.

Je Suis Charlie

'I ink, therefore I am....', IF DESCARTES HAD BEEN A CARTOONIST

Penguins in the form of writing Pens

'Two men having a sword fight with large pen and pencil.'

Vocation,vocation,vocation.

'You mean to tell me not one of us can write the word HELP legibly?'

Indian snake charmer charms a snake.

"This X-Ray proves conclusively that you don't have a book in you."

"This next song I just wrote, and it's called 'I Hate Fountain Pens.'"

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

'I'm at that awkward age when I can't read my own handwriting. Do they teach penmanship in college?'

Steadman - The Early Years.

'I still write all my novels longhand.'

'It's Jopnes Sir! He's showing off his ballpoint pen again!'

Spilled Ink

Cow cartooning block.

How to write

'Ignore that, my pen leaked...'

'The Writer'

Wear your pens with pride

Every time I get a postcard from your brother, I regret that I carved him out of driftwood.

Anyway I thought I'd have a go at this writing lark on the first publisher I showed my scribbles gave me a five book deal.

Quill

"Can I help it if my pen leaks!"

Dip Pen and Grindstone

'I've always admired Gary's penmanship.'