Penmanship Warrior Gifts

'Two men having a sword fight with large pen and pencil.'

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

"No, I won't write your prescription legibly...you'd just google it and ask a lot of dumb questions."

'Sorry, but we're not compatible, Jim. You keep a diary, and I blog on the Internet.'

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The Freedom of the Press is Worth Fighting For!

Decapitated coffee.

Freedom of the press

'It feels like I'm very much in a good place these days. That is, aside from the grammar.'

Counselor. It's annoying that he always has to have the second-to-last word

"I''' have the misspelled 'Ceasar' salad and the improperly hyphenated veal osso-buco."

Shakespeare in the clink

BIC TAYLOR MAKES A HORRIFIC DISCOVERY IN THE CHILLING CLIMAX TO 'PLANET OF THE PENCILS.'

"It's such a nice day. Why don't you go outside and plagiarize something?"

'With one stroke of his fibre-tipped pen, Cartoonman laid waste to all that was evil...'

'I ink, therefore I am....', IF DESCARTES HAD BEEN A CARTOONIST

'Just tell him two quarts of milk and a pint of cream, Will- it doesn't have to be a sonnet.'

Vocation,vocation,vocation.

Bring it on, Scrabble nerd! Want to tell him directly? What do you mean? There's a chat function so you can taunt other online Scrabble players. Just type in your insult and hit send. Have I died and gone to heaven? The internet. And I suspect it' met its match.

'It's a good building contract legally, but your jargon's weak.'

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

"I like what you have here but the title seems a little pushy."

Writing For Dummies Books For Dummies.

Rebel without a cause. Poet without a war.

"Wait a minute. Where am I going? I'm a writer."

Meet Zelda Wisteria, author of the book 'Leap, and the Net will Appear!'

'I'm at that awkward age when I can't read my own handwriting. Do they teach penmanship in college?'

Cow cartooning block.

Forrest Gander

Good poetry & Winning teams

Budget cuts were beginning to bite at the local council

'I still write all my novels longhand.'

A well-dressed panhandler holds a sign that reads "Will argue for food".

"I'm not taking any chances."

The sword is mightier than the pen.