Penmanship Prodigy Pillows

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

Anyway I thought I'd have a go at this writing lark on the first publisher I showed my scribbles gave me a five book deal.

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

'Sorry, but we're not compatible, Jim. You keep a diary, and I blog on the Internet.'

'I ink, therefore I am....', IF DESCARTES HAD BEEN A CARTOONIST

'Two men having a sword fight with large pen and pencil.'

"It's such a nice day. Why don't you go outside and plagiarize something?"

Vocation,vocation,vocation.

"Wait a minute. Where am I going? I'm a writer."

'I'm at that awkward age when I can't read my own handwriting. Do they teach penmanship in college?'

The sword is mightier than the pen.

'I still write all my novels longhand.'

Forrest Gander

'Meet the Author'/'Meet the Plagiarist' - An Author and a Plagiarist selling and signing the same book story and title.

'Ignore that, my pen leaked...'

Quill

'I've always admired Gary's penmanship.'

'Please enter the amount owed here...use an extra sheet of paper if required.'

Ancient man

Writer Crisis

"Actually write thank-you notes to my best customers with a pen and paper? But I wouldn't have spell check!"

Writing

'Well, YOU call it bad penmanship, I call it encryption.'

"Isn't this outdated because there are script fonts now?"

'No, no, no...that's far too legible. Shakier. Much shakier!'

Dip Pen Bouquet

"Dear Grandma, thank you so much for my birthday gift! My very first fountain pen!"

'Fountain pen'

Victim of your own writings.

Veterans of Cursive Writing

A Cartoonist's Pen

Soup Recipe