Pencil Perfectionist Pillows

Fortunately for Rollo, Enid did not distract him from his highly sensitive work.

'Special pencil'

Writing

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

Bullseye!

'Thanks to the huge bonus, I find myself forced to admire you.'

"I’ve seen better metaphors in my litter box."

'Is there such a thing as over communicating?'

Hamlet in the craft shop.

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

'Miss Pringle, I run a tight ship! What is this piece of paper doing on my desk?'

"We feel you're over analyzing things a bit too much."

'In,' 'Out' and 'Organize.'

'Quick, press control Z!'

"It drives me MAD when people act as though we've nothing to do except write moronic memorandum."

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

Deadlines, Inc.

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

"Wallace couldn't come, but I brought some of his fussy prose."

Poetry repairman

Writer

'I ink, therefore I am....', IF DESCARTES HAD BEEN A CARTOONIST

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

'Our expenses have decreased 20 per cent since we started refilling our own ink jet cartridges.'

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

'In an inexplicable attack of nerves, Elliot becomes the first person ever to screw up John Cage's 4'33'.

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

'Sorry to trouble you , sir , but did you remember to sign my expenses ?'

Sleeping on the Job

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

Pencil sharpeners in hell

'Yes, the wood on this pencil is from a renewable source.'

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."