Pencil Precisionist Prints

'I have a rigid routine...sharpen pencils, organise desk, have writers block and start my nervous breakdown after lunch.'

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

'C'mon get it straight.'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

Bullseye!

Hamlet in the craft shop.

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

The perfectionist.

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

'Two men having a sword fight with large pen and pencil.'

A great new year (for cartoonists).

'I ink, therefore I am....', IF DESCARTES HAD BEEN A CARTOONIST

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

"I don't think my parents have a lot of confidence in me."

Fenton always makes a backup hard copy of his mental notes.

'Yes, the wood on this pencil is from a renewable source.'

Pencil sharpeners in hell

"If you keep perfectly still, I can do all five cavities at once."

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

A tailor measuring a jacket.

'I'm at that awkward age when I can't read my own handwriting. Do they teach penmanship in college?'

"Getting a little thin on top and dull below, eh Pop?"

Cow cartooning block.

'Man in suit wears tie in shape of a pencil.'

Man reading on top of giant pencil being carried by others.

"I'll pencil you in for recess."

Snooker.

'Before computers and word processors, we were nerds with slide rules and very sharp pencils!'

Nancy had written more pages, but Andrew had stacked his more neatly.

A lumberjack leans against a giant pencil that reads "Giant Sequoia Brand No .2".

Back to School

Quill

"First impressions are important. Maybe you should sharpen yourself before the interview."

Small Business Loan of Pencils

Henri Matisse