
"They specialize in balls, and balls going into holes."
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"They specialize in balls, and balls going into holes."
'C'mon get it straight.'
A small snooker player chalking his cue.
'Actually, accounting is an exact science.'
Bullseye!
'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'
Raptures
"Technically, it's a mammal."
"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"
'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'
The perfectionist.
'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'
'The ball never goes where I hit it.'
Fenton always makes a backup hard copy of his mental notes.
"He used to be a senior fact checker at Meta — now he's just a pedant."
"If you keep perfectly still, I can do all five cavities at once."
Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy
A tailor measuring a jacket.
Certificate for 98.4% accurasy.
"I thought it was a breakthrough, but it was only a misplace decimal."
Ski-ball.
Snooker.
Efficiency Expert 'Back in 7 mins 35 secs'
'A stitch in time saves a malpractice suit.'
A man holding a golf club eying up his shot
'You were right. I had a misplaced decimal point.'
That still leaves you with �17 - I better work this out again.
'How would you describe yourself?'
'I'm NOT a pedant.'
'Pete's coffee shop? I'm calling from precision Labs. Please send over a chocolate muffin and a large container of coffee with 4.7 sugar and 12.2 cream.'
Yeah, maybe replacing the clay pigeons with clay big game wasn't smart.
"Physics is an exact science. There's no room for anything else."
"It shouldn't happen this way. I'll have to alter the data."
'I think we'd better work on that swing.'
"He always times '60 minutes.'"
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