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"They specialize in balls, and balls going into holes."

'C'mon get it straight.'

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

'Actually, accounting is an exact science.'

Bullseye!

Raptures

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

'The ball never goes where I hit it.'

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

The perfectionist.

Fenton always makes a backup hard copy of his mental notes.

"If you keep perfectly still, I can do all five cavities at once."

"He used to be a senior fact checker at Meta — now he's just a pedant."

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

A tailor measuring a jacket.

Certificate for 98.4% accurasy.

Snooker.

Ski-ball.

"I thought it was a breakthrough, but it was only a misplace decimal."

Efficiency Expert 'Back in 7 mins 35 secs'

'A stitch in time saves a malpractice suit.'

That still leaves you with �17 - I better work this out again.

'How would you describe yourself?'

A man holding a golf club eying up his shot

'You were right. I had a misplaced decimal point.'

'I'm NOT a pedant.'

"It shouldn't happen this way. I'll have to alter the data."

"Physics is an exact science. There's no room for anything else."

'I think we'd better work on that swing.'

'Pete's coffee shop? I'm calling from precision Labs. Please send over a chocolate muffin and a large container of coffee with 4.7 sugar and 12.2 cream.'

"He always times '60 minutes.'"

'In the future, Clayton, always make sure you have your decimal points correctly placed.'