Precision Aficionados Gifts

The RAF salute the world of banking

'C'mon get it straight.'

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

'Actually, accounting is an exact science.'

Bullseye!

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

Raptures

When Engineers Crack.

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

'Even in the mundane tasks, aim for perfection!'

Fenton always makes a backup hard copy of his mental notes.

"He used to be a senior fact checker at Meta — now he's just a pedant."

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

A tailor measuring a jacket.

'In, out, fiddling.'

Ski-ball.

"I've always been attracted to small architectural details."

Snooker.

Certificate for 98.4% accurasy.

"For our market research, each package needs to be individually marked off and put over there."

"This new guy's really good!"

'It's okay that you missed the bullseye. What's important is that you always aimed high.'

'I'm NOT a pedant.'

"He always times '60 minutes.'"

'Pete's coffee shop? I'm calling from precision Labs. Please send over a chocolate muffin and a large container of coffee with 4.7 sugar and 12.2 cream.'

"Physics is an exact science. There's no room for anything else."

'In the future, Clayton, always make sure you have your decimal points correctly placed.'

That's what I call attention to detail!

"You're very finicky about a little decimal point."

'Jerry! That bus you just cut off says 'Olympic Archery Team' on the side!'

Monks haircutting with compasses

'Thank you. It took me a long time, but I built it to scale.'

'I strongly recommend a surgeon who can putt over one who hits the long drive.'

"They specialize in balls, and balls going into holes."