Lover Of Precision Gifts

Raptures

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

'Actually, accounting is an exact science.'

Bullseye!

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

The perfectionist.

'Do you ever contemplate life's big questions?'

"He used to be a senior fact checker at Meta — now he's just a pedant."

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

"Thanks for your introductory speech at the conference. By the way, Hibblemeyer, it's 'hard-headed' businessman, not 'thick-headed'."

A tailor measuring a jacket.

When pedants take a break.

Ski-ball.

Certificate for 98.4% accurasy.

'Sorry, sweetie, but your weight is still the same.'

Efficiency Expert 'Back in 7 mins 35 secs'

'I'm NOT a pedant.'

"Physics is an exact science. There's no room for anything else."

"He always times '60 minutes.'"

Yeah, maybe replacing the clay pigeons with clay big game wasn't smart.

'Pete's coffee shop? I'm calling from precision Labs. Please send over a chocolate muffin and a large container of coffee with 4.7 sugar and 12.2 cream.'

'In the future, Clayton, always make sure you have your decimal points correctly placed.'

That's what I call attention to detail!

Monks haircutting with compasses

"I am retired now, but I was an accountant for 35 years 8 months 16 days 14 hours 26 minutes and 34 seconds."

The RAF salute the world of banking

'I strongly recommend a surgeon who can putt over one who hits the long drive.'

'Thank you. It took me a long time, but I built it to scale.'

'Jerry! That bus you just cut off says 'Olympic Archery Team' on the side!'

"They specialize in balls, and balls going into holes."

Oh that's Mr. Fong . He double checks for accuracy

"You're very finicky about a little decimal point."