Precision Lover Gifts

'My goodness, it's 12:15:0936420175. Time for lunch.'

'It's four and a half minutes slow.'

'I'm NOT a pedant.'

'Actually, accounting is an exact science.'

"Physics is an exact science. There's no room for anything else."

"He used to be a senior fact checker at Meta — now he's just a pedant."

"Beryl my dear, we're breaking for coffee at eleven o-clock. You`re a bit early. I make it ten fifty-eight."

'Jerry! That bus you just cut off says 'Olympic Archery Team' on the side!'

A wrecking ball aims for a bullseye target painted on the side of a building.

'Pete's coffee shop? I'm calling from precision Labs. Please send over a chocolate muffin and a large container of coffee with 4.7 sugar and 12.2 cream.'

"Everyone is willing to give 110% except accounting. It's a math thing with them."

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

'C'mon get it straight.'

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

Bullseye!

"Technically, it's a mammal."

Raptures

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

The perfectionist.

Fenton always makes a backup hard copy of his mental notes.

"If you keep perfectly still, I can do all five cavities at once."

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

A tailor measuring a jacket.

Certificate for 98.4% accurasy.

Ski-ball.

'Sorry, sweetie, but your weight is still the same.'

Snooker.

Efficiency Expert 'Back in 7 mins 35 secs'

"For our market research, each package needs to be individually marked off and put over there."

'The time? Yes, it's VII ... no, hang on, er ... IX ... uh ... oh, for God's sake, it's half nine, OK?'

"He always times '60 minutes.'"

'In the future, Clayton, always make sure you have your decimal points correctly placed.'

That's what I call attention to detail!