Precision Driver Gifts

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

'Actually, accounting is an exact science.'

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Bullseye!

"Technically, it's a mammal."

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

'So much for your new Satnav!'

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

Raptures

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

"It's an honest mistake I'm sure we'll never hear of again."

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

Stop, Smell Roses (stop and smell the roses)

Lady about flat tire: 'It's not too bad - it's only flat on the bottom.'

Better times ahead.

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

Exit Next Left

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

'God's speed.'

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'