Precision Professional Gifts

"If you keep perfectly still, I can do all five cavities at once."

'C'mon get it straight.'

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

'Actually, accounting is an exact science.'

Bullseye!

"Technically, it's a mammal."

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

The perfectionist.

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

Doctor uses thermometer to check chicken.

Fenton always makes a backup hard copy of his mental notes.

"He used to be a senior fact checker at Meta — now he's just a pedant."

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

A tailor measuring a jacket.

Snooker.

Ski-ball.

Efficiency Expert 'Back in 7 mins 35 secs'

'A stitch in time saves a malpractice suit.'

A conductor practising in front of a mirror.

'I hope it's important, he hates being interrupted during his trombone practice.'

'I'm NOT a pedant.'

'Sorry about the accident but it was a great viral video ad for the company.'

"He always times '60 minutes.'"

Yeah, maybe replacing the clay pigeons with clay big game wasn't smart.

'Pete's coffee shop? I'm calling from precision Labs. Please send over a chocolate muffin and a large container of coffee with 4.7 sugar and 12.2 cream.'

'To err is human, but that's no excuse.'

"Physics is an exact science. There's no room for anything else."

'In the future, Clayton, always make sure you have your decimal points correctly placed.'

"There are some folks waiting to play through."

'Jerry! That bus you just cut off says 'Olympic Archery Team' on the side!'

Model Shop

"They specialize in balls, and balls going into holes."