Soupy Scholar Pillows

'Alphabet soup? -- oh, an intellectual, eh?'

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

The Giamatti era

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

'Yes, sure, certainly, you bet, of course, yeah, right, yep....'

"I can never remember, does 'barge' have one snake-head jackal, or two?"

Ted Roosevelt, conviction cartoonist.

Sign by school library reads: 'Passing Lane'

"Listen, you'll take another break after Deuteronomy and I'll make you some chicken noodle soup."

Grooming for beginners.

"Why always a book report? Why not ever a TV show report?"

Professors Elliot, Lars, and Roth while away the hours till the new semester begins.

The unknown soldier: war grave.

"She said this is not the same old alphabet soup, this one has a new font."

Police Academy - Remedial Reading of Rights

Quark soup

'Do you not have a dictionary?'

'French onion soup. Hold the soup.'

"They said that creating an alphabet soup was a bad idea, but I will make them eat their words."

'You've got me. Is it animal, vegetable or minestrone?'

"I got the grant! I'm researching whether or not money can buy happiness."

'I'm mainly interested in something that won't show up on teaching evaluations.'

'A fly in your soup, eh? -- Call me if it gets any worse.'

"I hear farm chickens are pumped with antibiotics."

"You know, I really, really, don't like ethnic restaurants."

Just Say No to Chicken Soup

'You'll never get anywhere in life with a diligent attitude like that!'

' What Austrian bio-chemist is wasting his time with false anti-body leads?' Say - our journal has a gossip column!'

State University Research Lab into the Jitters and HebbieJeebies.

Sport section...

'Is your alphabet soup ASCII or Unicode?'

President Harry Truman